Useful Expressions for those HIGH STRESS days – Part two

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Useful Expressions for those HIGH STRESS days

19.   I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
20.   A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
21.   Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
22.   I can’t remember if I’m the good twin or the evil one.
23.   How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
24.   I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
25.   I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
26.   Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #2?
27.   Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
28.   Just smile and say “Yes, Mistress.”
29.   Chaos, panic, and disorder – my work here is done.
30.   Earth is full. Go home.
31.   Is it time for your medication or mine?
32.   Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
33.   I plead contemporary insanity.
34.   How do I set a laser printer to stun?
35.   I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
36.   When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you

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