Useful Expressions for those HIGH STRESS days – Part two
Useful Expressions for those HIGH STRESS days
19. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
20. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
21. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
22. I can’t remember if I’m the good twin or the evil one.
23. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
24. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
25. I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
26. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #2?
27. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
28. Just smile and say “Yes, Mistress.”
29. Chaos, panic, and disorder – my work here is done.
30. Earth is full. Go home.
31. Is it time for your medication or mine?
32. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
33. I plead contemporary insanity.
34. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
35. I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
36. When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you
What pilots write to mechanics and what they reply
