Men Strike Back (Part 2)

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
It’s called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.