Little Ralphy on Grammar

LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR

Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed
to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, ‘Miss Jones, I need to take a
piss!!’

The teacher replied, ‘Now, RALPHY, that is NOT the proper word to use in
this situation. The correct word you want to use is ‘urinate.’ Please
use the word ‘ur-i-nate’ in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you
to go.’

Little RALPHY, thinks for a bit, and then says, ‘You’re an eight, but if
you had bigger tits, you’d be a TEN!’