Little Johnny’s at it again…..
Little Johnny’s at it again…..
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying: ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, little Johnny?’
‘No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!’
*
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
‘Why do you do that, mummy?’ he asked.
‘To make myself beautiful,’ said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
‘What’s the matter?’ asked Little Johnny. ‘Giving up already?’
*
The teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in maths class.
She called on him and said, ‘Johnny! What are 3 and 6 and 174 and 601?’
Little Johnny quickly replied: ‘ITV, Sky One, Five USA and the Cartoon Network!’
This poetry is hilarious.....ENJOY!
