Some thoughts
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin.
I used to have a handle on life – but it broke off.
Three things happen when you get old. First your memory goes, then… Um… Um…
Why did Kamikaze pilots bother wearing helmets?
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you that day.
Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
Xylophataquieopiaphobia, the fear of not pronouncing words correctly.
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
Everyone has a photographic memory…some just don’t have any film.
The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
I was pensive a while ago… Then I thought about it, now I don’t think I am.
My mind not only wanders …. Sometimes it leaves completely.
