Johnny and Bubba
One day, Johnny Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
Bubba, where’d ya git dat truck?!?’
‘Tina gived it to me’ Bubba replied.
‘She gived it to ya?
‘I know’d she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?’
‘Well, Johnny, let me tell you what happened. We wuz drivin’ out on County Road 301, in the middle of nowheres.Tina pulled off the road, put the truck in fur-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
‘Bubba, take whatever you want.’…
So I took the truck! ‘
‘Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit ya’
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