Widdle Wabbit

A precious little girl walk into a pet shop and asks,”Excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?”

The shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so he is at her level, and says,”Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fluffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?”

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers… “I don’t weally fink my pyfon gives a phuk”