Little Ralphy on Grammar (pt 2)

LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show
of hands from those who could use the word ‘beautiful’ in the same
sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, ‘My father bought
my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.’

‘Very good, Suzie,’ replied the teacher. She then called on little
Michael. ‘My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out
beautifully.’

She said, ‘Excellent, Michael!’ Then the teacher reluctantly called on
little RALPHY. ‘Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father
that she was pregnant, and he said ‘Beautiful, just fuckin’ beautiful!”