A Beautiful Blond in First Class
A beautiful blonde in Economy Class of a plane flying to Cape Town gets up and seats herself in a vacant seat in First Class. The flight attendant asks for her ticket, then tells the blonde that she’s paid for Economy and that she will have to return to it.
The blonde: ‘I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Cape Town and I’m staying right here!’
The flight attendant tells the captain that a blonde bimbo with an Economy Class ticket has seated herself in First Class and refuses to move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes to the blonde and explains that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an Economy seat and she will have to return to it.
The blonde: ‘I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Cape Town and I’m staying right here!’
The co-pilot advises the captain that his effort was unsuccessful, and that the police should be alerted to arrest the blonde when they land.
The captain: ‘I may be able to handle this; I’m married to a blonde, and I speak Blonde!’
He goes to the blonde, whispers something to her, and she says ‘Oh,I’m sorry! I had no idea’ gets up and moves back to her seat in Economy. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her move without fuss.
The captain: ‘I told her First Class isn’t going to Cape Town .’
