Meet The Parents

A guy takes his girlfriend home to meet his parents but he tells her “I must warn you they are both deaf and dumb.”

They walk into the living room to see his mum has a beer bottle up her fanny and the dad is sitting there with his nuts out and a match stick proping one eye open.  

His girlfriend says, “What the fuck is this?”

He replies, ” Oh it is sign language, my mum is saying, “Get the beers in you cunt” and my dad is saying, “Bollocks I’m watching the match!”"