The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.
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Nine words women use…
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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A normal 40 something, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to take a holiday.
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.
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We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below…
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
It’s called a Wedding Cake.
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