Meet Marvin, Men’s answer to Maxine!!!
Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you..
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate ome of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
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The fishing trip
Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go this time because his wife wouldn’t let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.
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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
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A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says ‘Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness.. Now you probably won’t remember, but I’m afraid you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You’re going to be fine, you’ll walk again, everything seems to be okay, but there is a bit of bad news and I’m going to break it to you as gently as I can. Your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.’
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