Five Horses Is Her Name
This is mystical and deep.
Truly beautiful…
A man asked an American Indian what was his wife’s name.
He replied, “She is called Five Horses”.
The man said, “That’s an unusual name for your wife.
What does it mean?”
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On the ASDA PA system: ‘Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.’
A husband and wife are shopping in their local ASDA
The husband picks up a case of Tennants and puts it in their trolley.
‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife.
‘They’re on sale, only £10 for 24 cans he replies.
‘Put them back, we can’t afford them’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
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> Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul ,
> Afghanistan, several years before
> the Afghan conflict.
>
> She noted that women customarily
> walked five paces behind their husbands.
>
> She recently returned to Kabul and
> observed that women still walk behind their husbands.
>
>
> Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime,
> the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.
>
>
> Ms Walters approached one of the
> Afghani women and asked, ‘Why do you now
> seem happy with an old custom that you
> once tried so desperately to change?’
>
> The woman looked Ms.Walters
> straight in the eyes, and without hesitation
> said, ’Land Mines.’
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She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
> He asks the lady ‘Do you have a vagina?’…
> She slams the door in disgust..
> The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman ‘Do you have a vagina’.
>
> She slams the door again.
> Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days.
> The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice ‘Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again’.
> The next morning they h ear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice ‘Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy
> I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it’. She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
> Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question.
> Do you have vagina’………… ‘Yes’ she says……
> The man replies “Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours’?
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Fall Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Wednesday OCTOBER 30, 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
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