The ‘Middle Wife’
by an Anonymous 2nd Grade Teacher :
I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back.
DRAFT HIGHER GRADE MODERN MATHEMATICS PAPER 2008
HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL
GLASGOW REGION
Name…………………………………….
Nickname………………………………..
Gangname………………………………
1. Shuggie has bought half a kilo of cocaine to sell. He wants to make 300% on the deal and still pay Mad Malky his 10% protection money. How much must he charge for a gram?
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which wasthe other possibility.As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.
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LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show
of hands from those who could use the word ‘beautiful’ in the same
sentence twice.
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LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR
Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed
to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, ‘Miss Jones, I need to take a
piss!!’
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