A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos.
He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as ‘Euro-English’ .
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Economic Models explained with Cows – 2008 Version
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.The State takes both and gives you some milk.
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Generally I hate the warnings that get sent around, but I must admit this one is important.
If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your bum, do not show him your bum.
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A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
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