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		<title>There is a moral to this story&#8230;&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This is a story about A Fly, a Fish, a Bear, A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat.</p>
<p>There is a moral to this story&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream.<br />
The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular<br />
&#8216;Gosh&#8230;if I go down three inches I will feel the mist From<br />
the water and I will be refreshed.&#8217;<br />
There was a fish in the water thinking,<br />
&#8216;Gosh&#8230;if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him.&#8217;<br />
There was a bear on the shore thinking,<br />
&#8216;Gosh&#8230;if that fly goes down three inches That fish will jump for the fly&#8230; And I will grab the fish!!&#8217;</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a story about A Fly, a Fish, a Bear, A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat.</p>
<p>There is a moral to this story&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream.<br />
The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular<br />
&#8216;Gosh&#8230;if I go down three inches I will feel the mist From<br />
the water and I will be refreshed.&#8217;<br />
There was a fish in the water thinking,<br />
&#8216;Gosh&#8230;if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him.&#8217;<br />
There was a bear on the shore thinking,<br />
&#8216;Gosh&#8230;if that fly goes down three inches That fish will jump for the fly&#8230; And I will grab the fish!!&#8217;</p>
<p>It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank<br />
Of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich&#8230;.<br />
&#8216;Gosh,&#8217; he thought, &#8216;if that fly goes down three inches&#8230;And that fish leaps for it&#8230; That bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I&#8217;ll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch.&#8217;<br />
Now, you probably think this is Enough activity on one river bank,But I can tell you there&#8217;s more&#8230;.</p>
<p>A wee mouse by the hunter&#8217;s foot was thinking,<br />
&#8216;Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches&#8230;<br />
And that fish jumps for that fly..<br />
And that bear grabs for that fish..<br />
The dumb hunter will shoot the bear<br />
And drop his cheese sandwich.&#8217;</p>
<p>A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought,<br />
(as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular river around lunch time)<br />
&#8216;Gosh&#8230;if that fly goes down three inches..<br />
And that fish jumps for that fly<br />
And that bear grabs for that fish<br />
And that hunter shoots that bear..<br />
And that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich .<br />
Then I can have mouse for lunch.&#8217;</p>
<p>The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he<br />
heads down for the cooling mist of the water.</p>
<p>The fish swallows the fly&#8230;<br />
The bear grabs the fish..<br />
The hunter shoots the bear..<br />
The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich&#8230;<br />
The cat jumps for the mouse..<br />
The mouse ducks&#8230;<br />
The cat falls into the water and drowns.</p>
<p>NOW, The Moral Of The Story&#8230;.</p>
<p>Whenever a fly goes down three inches, Some pussy&#8217;s gonna be in serious danger.</p>
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