David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex…..
David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex…..
#10… A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9… You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8… It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7… Foursomes are encouraged.
#6… You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5… Three times a day is possible.
#4… Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3… If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.
#2… You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex…..
#1… If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!

