Random Jokes

David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex…..  

#10… A below par performance is considered damn good.  

#9… You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.  

#8… It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.  

#7… Foursomes are encouraged.
  
#6… You can still make money doing it as a senior.  

#5… Three times a day is possible.

#4… Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
 
#3… If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.

#2… You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex…..

#1… If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!