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		<title>Snotty Receptionist</title>
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<p>SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST </p>
<p>&#160;An older gentleman had an appointment to see a urologist&#160; who<br />
Shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled<br />
With patients.<br />
&#160;<br />
&#160; As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the<br />
Receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo<br />
Wrestler. He gave her his name.<br />
&#160;<br />
&#160; In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, </p>
<p>&#8216;YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; <br />
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?&#8217;</p>
<p>&#160; All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around<br />
To look at the very embarrassed man.</p>
<p>&#160;He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, </p>
<p>&#8216;NO, I&#8217;VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,<br />
BUT I DON &#8216;T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.&#8217;</p>
<p>
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; DON &#8216;T&#160; MESS&#160; WITH&#160; OLD&#160; FOLKS.</p>
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<p>SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST </p>
<p>&nbsp;An older gentleman had an appointment to see a urologist&nbsp; who<br />
Shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled<br />
With patients.<br />
&nbsp;<br />
&nbsp; As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the<br />
Receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo<br />
Wrestler. He gave her his name.<br />
&nbsp;<br />
&nbsp; In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, </p>
<p>&#8216;YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; <br />
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?&#8217;</p>
<p>&nbsp; All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around<br />
To look at the very embarrassed man.</p>
<p>&nbsp;He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, </p>
<p>&#8216;NO, I&#8217;VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,<br />
BUT I DON &#8216;T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.&#8217;</p>
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&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; DON &#8216;T&nbsp; MESS&nbsp; WITH&nbsp; OLD&nbsp; FOLKS.</p>
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