10 Points to Ponder 10. Life is sexually transmitted. 9. Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die. 8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. 7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks. 6. Some people are like a slinky… not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. 5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing. 4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather ! It pays no attention to criticism. 3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred pounds, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence ??? 2. In the 60′s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.. 1. AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2008… We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in the UK, but we haven’t a clue as to where millions of Illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration !