With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
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Here is a great card trick about Sam the Bellhop. Just click the arrow to start the video.
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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
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A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says ‘Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness.. Now you probably won’t remember, but I’m afraid you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You’re going to be fine, you’ll walk again, everything seems to be okay, but there is a bit of bad news and I’m going to break it to you as gently as I can. Your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.’
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Chicken Surprise
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the ‘Chicken Surprise’, The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
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