She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said, ‘You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.’
His eyes lit up and he thought,’This is my lucky day.’
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; Right there on the kitchen table.
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Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
The sharing of marriage…
The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
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Why men don’t write advice columns…
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.
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Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the
night celebrating St Patrick’s Day.
Mick, the bartender says, ‘You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight
Paddy. Paddy replies, ‘OK Mick, I’ll be on my way then.’
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his
face. ‘Shoite’ he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts
himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his
face, ‘Shoite, Shoite!’
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