Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
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Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road in the Highlands. Suddenly, a brand new bright Porsche 911 appears and screeches to a halt beside him. The driver,a woman wearing a Chanel suit, Ray Bans and a Cartier watch, steps outand asks the shepherd, “If I can guess how many sheep you have can I keep one?”.
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After having their 11th child (Pocahontas Brittany Larsson O’Neill), a Glesga couple decided that was enough because they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his GP and told him that he and his missus didn’t want to have any more children (“Wur no wantin ony mair weans, so wur no”).
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
An Irish Tenor
An Irishman goes to the Doctor with bottom problems . . .
“Dactor, it’s me ahrse. I’d loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot”.
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.