LITTLE RALPHY ON GETTING OLDER
Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench, munching! on one candy bar
after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him
said, ‘Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will
give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.’
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LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show
of hands from those who could use the word ‘beautiful’ in the same
sentence twice.
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LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH
Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says,’Today we are going
to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
multi-syllable word?’
RALPHY says, ‘Mas-tur-bate.’
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LITTLE RALPHY ON MATHS
Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
‘Why?’ asks the father?
‘The teacher asked, ‘How much is 2×3,”I said ’6′, replies RALPHY.
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LITTLE RALPHY
A teacher asks her class, ‘If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?’
She calls on little Ralphy.
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