A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
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Police looking for clues in the children’s home in Jersey have made what they are calling a “Significant find”
They have found Michael Jacksons other glove.
A precious little girl walk into a pet shop and asks,”Excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?”
The shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so he is at her level, and says,”Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fluffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?”
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Should children witness childbirth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
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The ‘Middle Wife’
by an Anonymous 2nd Grade Teacher :
I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back.