A class of five-year old students are learning to read.
One of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,
“Look at this! It’s a frickin’ elephant!”
The teacher took a deep breath, then asked…”What did you call it?”
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**’Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?’**
**’No, Daddy..**
**She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’**
**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy says,**
**’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’**
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Best read in yer broadest Scottish accent
How to get to Heaven in Scotland
I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers/Fruit Polo’s as we know them.
The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:
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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos.
He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
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