She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said, ‘You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.’
His eyes lit up and he thought,’This is my lucky day.’
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; Right there on the kitchen table.
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Results of a recent research shows that there are 6 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
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A couple were sitting up waiting for their 16 year old son to come home from a social engagement
when the boy came into the house with a big smile on his face.
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David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex…..
#10… A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9… You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
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Johnny fancied a girl in his office…..but she belonged to someone else…
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said:
I ‘ ll give you a £100 for sex, but the girl said NO.