During a recent password audit,it was found that a blonde wasusing the following password
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyIndianapolis
When asked why such a long password, she said she was told
“it had to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital.”
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WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK…
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
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One day a man, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, “It’s certainly not a ship”
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.
Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit.
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How to get Permission to play Golf
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversation took place:
First Guy:
‘You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend.. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.’
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‘Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when
accessing their accounts.
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