With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
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A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
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A guy takes his girlfriend home to meet his parents but he tells her “I must warn you they are both deaf and dumb.”
They walk into the living room to see his mum has a beer bottle up her fanny and the dad is sitting there with his nuts out and a match stick proping one eye open.
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Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…..who lives with a girl roommate Sunita.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
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