A koala is sitting up a gum tree … smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,
“Hey Koala! What are you doing?”
The koala says: “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”
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I have a big dog & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
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Handle every situation like a dog.
If you can’t eat it or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away while leaving your shit behind for someone else to clear up.
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Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story)
Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all traveling at maximum velocity.
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LEARN TO PAY ATTENTION!!!
First-year students at Texas A & M Vet School were receiving their
first Anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a
white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, “In Vet
Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
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