A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says ‘Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness.. Now you probably won’t remember, but I’m afraid you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You’re going to be fine, you’ll walk again, everything seems to be okay, but there is a bit of bad news and I’m going to break it to you as gently as I can. Your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.’
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Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
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A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him.
So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her husband’s clothes and accidentally let out a big fart. She looked up and said:
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Job at the FBI
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
Two men and a woman.
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Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It’s called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.
More on A VERY VERY TRUE, AND LITTLE KNOWN HEALTH FACT!!!!!!
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